StockSalesman
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Robinhood Chain · 2,222 brokers

Make the call.
Close the deal.

2,222 brokers. Random clients. Questionable stocks. Unlimited confidence.

Mint 2026-09-15 14:30 UTCMinting onOpenSea
Check your desk

GTD, FCFS or public. No signature, no connection needed.

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A sample StockSalesman broker
Broker #????Desk pending
The collection

2,222 brokers on the floor

Every one generated from the same office. No two alike, plus 10 one-of-ones hiding somewhere in the building.

7
Backgrounds
15
Outfits
14
Hair
9
Hand items
8
Facial hair
5
Eyewear
10
One-of-ones
The mint

Three phases, one floor

Phase 01
GTD

Guaranteed desks

The 300 brokers drawn in the raffle, plus guaranteed spots from our collabs. Your mint is held for you.

Opens
2026-09-15 14:30 UTC
Price
Free
Phase 02
FCFS

First come, first served

Registered applicants who were not drawn. Spots are not guaranteed — it runs until supply does.

Opens
2026-09-15 15:30 UTC
Price
Free
Phase 03
Public

Open floor

Anyone with a wallet. Whatever is left after the first two phases.

Opens
2026-09-15 18:30 UTC
Price
0.01 ETH
How the desks were picked

The 300 guaranteed desks were drawn from a published entrant list, seeded by a block hash nobody could know in advance — so anyone can rerun the draw and get the same winners.

OG collections

24 OG collections on the floor

The communities whose holders filed for a desk.

CASHCAT𝕏
Chain Mancers𝕏
Clay StonKz𝕏
Coattail Brokers𝕏
Firm Brokers𝕏
Frongs𝕏
GoatStreetCashmere𝕏
Gremlin Cartel𝕏
H00dle𝕏
Internet Monkes𝕏
MonkeyHood𝕏
NTRPY𝕏
OnChainHoodies𝕏
PonsGuy𝕏
pyopyopyopyo𝕏
QUOTRONS𝕏
Rekt Tradooors𝕏
RH MACHINES𝕏
Stackers𝕏
StonkBrokers𝕏
Suited Ape Society𝕏
The Reserve𝕏
WIF Outlaws𝕏
Zaibatsu Wagies𝕏
Questions from the floor

FAQ

When is mint?

The GTD phase opens 2026-09-15 14:30 UTC. FCFS and public follow, with times in the mint section above.

Did I get GTD or FCFS?

Paste your wallet into Check your desk. It tells you whether that wallet was drawn for a guaranteed desk, holds FCFS, or is not on the list. No signature and no wallet connection needed.

I won a GTD from a collab. Where do I check?

Collab spots are handed out by each collab, so they are not in the raffle lookup. Follow that collab’s announcement, and make sure the wallet you gave them is the one you mint with.

How were the 300 desks picked?

A weighted draw over every eligible applicant, seeded by a Robinhood Chain block that was named before it was mined. The entrant list, the block and the winners are all public on the proof page, with a script to check them yourself.

Can I still apply?

No — applications are closed and the draw has run. The public phase is open to everyone.

Where do I mint?

Only on OpenSea, through the link on this site and on our official X account. We never DM first, and there is no other mint site.